HOORAY FOR SOCKS

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Erik and I are back with Episode 4 of Fear Of A Dork Planet, formerly known as Heart Of Dorkness, but we had to change it because somebody else already had called dibs on that name and %$#@&!!! may you mistake a saguaro cactus for a dildo some dark, lonely night.

But anyway, that's not really in keeping with the Christmas Spirit, is it? In this episode, Erik and I discuss A Christmas Carol, what the Bible has to say about Christmas Trees, Terry Pratchett's Discworld, why Piranha 3D wasn't that bad really and why Die Hard is sexist (and while I'm thinking of it Erik - did you notice that the Rolex that Bonnie Bedelia got from her boss is the one thing that keeps her chained to imminent death until Bruce Willis unclasps it and frees her? Huh? Didja notice that Freudian shit?)

We also spend an unhealthy amount of time talking about socks.

Anyway, it's up, so listen to it.

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