Dear of a Fork Planet..

Beer of a Spork Planet is back after a month long hiatus and Episode #12 is up and ready to be listened to!

Actually, there was an Episode #11 about a week ago which I forgot to promote because I wasn't on it so who cares? No, but seriously - Erik did a solo half hour show in which he paid some serious haunty homage to the much and justly lauded Lore Podcast, which is best listened to whilst driving through the backwoods of Exeter really late at night with the car headlights ghostily illuminating the skeletal trees. And I totally just made up two new adjectives there with all of the literacy of a 2 year old crashing from a Fruit Loop high.

Anywho...

On this latest episode of Gear of a Cork Planet, Erik and I discuss such riveting topics as the selection of noodles available on the menu of the White Dragon Noodle Bar in futuristic Los Angeles, to the superiority of milk left behind after a bowl of Booberry cereal has been consumed. This podcast isn't for wimps, baby.

Taboo subjects are raised and dissected. Cultural norms and social etiquette are pantsed and forced to walk around the block crying "I am a ninny!" We dare to question the need for yet another fucking Star Wars installment. Erik once again proclaims his love for Rosario Dawson. I counter with a claim on Norman Reedus's manly mansomeness. Does Lembas bread really taste like orange blossom honey and bacon? Is Pollyanna McIntosh really a show pony of sexuality despite the fact that her face looks like a crude chainsaw sculpture? Has Tom Waits always been 75 years old, even as a baby? Will we dare to light our hands on fire and plunge it into the traditional Gut-Loaf Whistle Pie - just like Grandpa used to do before they took him away? Tune in and find out before we record Episode 13. Who knows what we'll be discussing next? Hamster sandwiches? Forbidden sex rituals of circus midgets? Dewlaps? All of it is possible and none of it matters here on Rear of a Stork Planet!

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