I know what lets do - Part 2

Please to be reading another list of the best and most quality MST3K one-liners ever uttered, won't we?


#1 -  Episode #309, The Amazing Colossal Man

A chickenguts private pesters Colonel Glen Manning with small talk as the countdown for the detonation of a newfangled bomb continues.
Private: "Sir, can we smoke?"
Joel: "I don't care if you burst into flames." 

#2 - Episode #418, Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures

Crow, upon having considered the ramifications of a hostile takeover by the Eye Creatures from another planet.
"So what are they gonna do? Stare at us to death?"

#3 - Episode #1007, Track of the Moon Beast

After having been knocked to the ground by her pending boyfriend SuperPaul, who has saved her from being struck by a Moon Rock (oh wow!), peroxided dumbbell Kathy gets to her feet dreamily exclaiming: "What happened?!"
Servo: "She gets up off the ground saying 'What happened?' a LOT."

#4 - Episode #819, Invasion of the Neptune Men

A nuclear power plant explodes, sending up a humungous mushroom cloud over Japan.
Mike: "I suppose Rachel Carson's gonna bitch about this, now."

#5 - Episode #414, Tormented

Tom Stewart (to 8 year old Sandy): "From now on, you're the other woman in my life."
Joel: "Put her down, Jerry Lee!"

#6 - Episode #501, Warrior of the Lost World

Crow, upon being forced to watch a kissing spree between gorgeous Persis Khambatta and the mush-mouthed, totally unlikable Warrior of the aforementioned Lost World.
"Ugh! Just drape a piece of liver over her face, it will have the same effect!"

#7 - Episode #803, The Mole People

#8 - Episode #812, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living & Became Mixed-Up Zombies

A pseudo tribal ritual dance led by white African ladies-in-waiting who are Inuit and Swedish and in whiteface breaks out and Servo catches boogie fever.
Servo: "Married to my donkey! He's my favorite honky!"

#9 - Episode #1006, Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues

Upon glimpsing the legendary Boggy Creek Creature for the first time:
Mike Nelson: Ted Nugent?
Crow T. Robot: Slash?
Tom Servo: Rob Zombie?
Mike Nelson: Cher?
Tom Servo: Yeah, Cher.

#10 - Episode #311, It Conquered The World